flatbeated

To beat someone in counter-strike and have the favour returned to you via used condom on face

"ohh shit we beat SK, watch for HeatoN with the dommys"

by Mordain June 14, 2003

flatulative

A food, drink, or otherwise consumable substance that strongly encourages and induces the onset of flatulence.

Bro, your mom's mushroom pizza is a hardcore flatulative - it's got me droppin bombs all over the place.

by ace1080x November 24, 2011

flatulatitis

A medical condition which symptoms include uncontrolled farting, and the lying to others about the condition.
.

David. She says she has flatulatitis. I think she really is a disgusting person

by vanadaar1979 January 24, 2014

flambastard

Flambastard is the perfect connecture between (bullshit) and (bastardry). So someone who routinely makes shit up but is so aggressive in delivering it as truth. Flambastard

So Chad is such a flambastard when he announced to the world that only climate change deniers deserve to have their houses burn in bushfires

by Annaluvsproduce November 20, 2019

Flatulated

To expel digestive gasses through the rectum (bootyhole)

Dude, I flatulated in her eye when she was tossing my salad

by Hung Like A Fieldmouse December 6, 2019

Flatplating

Flatplating is the act of inserting a ceramic plate into the anal cavity, oriented in such a manner that the entrance into the rectum is widened to the diameter of the plate. This is done through the rotation of the plate so that the view from the anus sees just a circle approaching it. The activity can be done with a partner, but that is optional. When flatplating, you have to be white because only white people would do shit like that :).

Eugene: Ay yo I'm about to do some Flatplating at 8:00 PM tomorrow.
Percival: We're white.

by runnacashmoneynasty January 7, 2021

Flambastergasteredboyantylswogahobbled?

When your socks have been completely knockleswoggled off your toes.

Bro the coochie had me Flambastergasteredboyantylswogahobbled?

by Mr englishist Zay March 23, 2022