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dick flashlight

These exist. The only dick that will light up your life.
Bob: Hey Dude you got any batteries?
Scott: Yea why?
Bob: my dick flashlight ran out
by MiniSausage + BigSausage May 26, 2018
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Hilal Flashlight

She is a tough s.o.b and a beast when it comes to bodybuilding(and personal life?) When she hits the weights, she HIT the weights. A bodybuilding icon i must say. She has lots of damn veins when she pumped. It's like a freeway, a freeway of "Spesific Person" and i am gonna name him. We all know him. I personally take a bullet and/or shoot a bullet for her. HF is god and we all worship her
Who is that sexy gym freak?
Oh it's Hilal Flashlight "HF", she can eat you for a breakfast all week and twice on sundays
by HFworshipperbutnotcreepyone November 21, 2021
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Forbidden Flashlight

A vape, usually one that has an LED light on the end of it. May also be used to address specific brands such as Elf Bar.
“I saw a 12 year old kid sucking on a forbidden flashlight in the school bathroom last Tuesday. Crazy right?”
by notasexualpredator July 31, 2023
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honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
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Fleshlight Squire

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.
That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...
by Soggybottom March 9, 2019
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Fleshlight

Fuck off bitch, all I need are my homies and a fleshlight
by Dildotime! August 1, 2020
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Community Fleshlight

A flesh light kindly left in the middle of your area for when you need a quick release and you have no where else to turn to, the juices left by other people are there to help your sesh and you should leave an extra load for the next.
Stranger: hey mind if you leave an extra load in there for me, my cocks a bit cold.
Community fleshlight user: of course I can, wouldn’t mind lending me an extra hand though?
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 11, 2020
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