flashbanged myself

Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.

As opposed to Crop Dusting.

Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.

I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.

I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.

by DAMU21 April 26, 2011

Middle Eastern Flashbang

When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum

Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”

Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang”

by Pdm21 January 24, 2021

Magic Russian Flashbang

A mixture between The Russian Flashbang and The Magician

Bro, I hit a girl with the Magic Russian Flashbang last night at the party!

by Coochiemonster6969 April 6, 2022

Strip-club flashbang

When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.

Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.

Friend:strip-club flashbang?

Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.

by Deadb4uhearit September 8, 2013

Wakandan flashbang

When an ugly guy bangs a hot girl, nuts on her eyes, proceeds to poke them, and then chants “You’re not real! You’re not real!”

I knew she was too good to be true, so I had to give her a Wakandan flashbang.

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

the flashbang effect

When you get blinded by lies but after you can see the truth once it has warn off

Yo Joe, did you get the flashbang effect put on you?

by USRLover2015 April 25, 2017

The brown flashbang

When you make a pipe bomb but add an extra pipe that has diorrhea in it to blind enemies with shit

The military uses the brown flashbang instead of normal flashbangs

by Funny goober April 25, 2022