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twelve o'clock flasher

A person with no idea how to use any kind of technology. The joke is, all digital clocks, stereos, DVD players, VCRs and so on have their displays flashing 0:00 or 12:00 (twelve o'clock) because the person in question has no idea how to set the time, let alone use any other function offered.
{When standing behind someone at an ATM for a very long time} - What is taking him so long? He must be a twelve o'clock flasher..

I knew i was dealing with a twelve o'clock flasher when she put the CD in data side up.

Can you believe it?! He was trying to use his DVD-ROM to read a floppy! Bloody twelve o'clock flashers!
by Dass Booty October 27, 2003
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National Flash a Titty Day

by Chris Hansen October 23, 2020
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Middle Eastern Flashbang

When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum
Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”

Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang
by Pdm21 January 24, 2021
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flash drive

a portable storage device for storing porn.
i have 3 GB worth of quality asian porn on my flash drive.
by urban asshole March 2, 2010
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flash bastard

British slang for a rich person who exhibits poor taste. The high society version of a chav.

Originally Victorian slang for an illegitimate child who presents himself as if he were a true heir; a person who often acts above their station.
Jerry's been checking the time all night just so he can show off his Rolex, the flash bastard.
by Keenath July 1, 2008
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Final Flash

One of Vegetas special moves. Used properly only once. Simmaler to the kamehameha except more powerful and takes longer to charge.
Vegeta used his final flash attack nearly killing cell.
by Mike-E_G August 30, 2005
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titty flasher

A kitty flasher is a girl who will show her boobs in order to get a set of Mardi Gras beads.
Clarissa was a novice titty flasher. She got a haul of 34 Mardi Gras beads from flashing her titties.
by Angel of the Morning February 5, 2020
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