Flap tash

When the female looks down as the male licks her out and appears to have a pubic hair moustache.

"I hadn't shaved in a while and when I looked down he had a right flap tash"

eg. go to google, image search, moustache, top right hand of 1st page.

by Captian nobwash December 11, 2002

Flap Sponge

The action of rubbing a ladyfriend's vagina until it is adequately moist, and then smearing the contents of it on said ladyfriend's face.

Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.

"She threw me out when I gave her a flap sponge."

by Blue Alfredo October 29, 2007

Flap-Bag

The flap of fat that hangs over the pant line of an obese person.

That lady has one huge flap-bag.

Check out the flap-bag on that person.

by Drew Butner February 10, 2009

flap scrubbing

Literally, manual female masturbation.
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off

She's obviously so horny it's interfering with her work. She needs to go home to scrub her flap.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.

by Shayman Bob June 7, 2011

Flap Cabinet

Another Term for Vagina.
The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body

Also an Insult.

He liked the taste of her Flap Cabinet

You ate the last vegetarian taco, You Flap Cabinet!

by MandeeTheGreat April 22, 2006

Flap Slapper

A Female 'WANKER', a woman who masturbates far to much, Or is just really annoying and irritating!!!!

"My boss is a right Flap Slapper!!"

by Skinuss May 15, 2008

flap happy

A person that loves having their face stuck up in a girl's meat curtains.

Duder 1: "So how was it with that asian girl last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude she had the stretchiest meat curtains I've ever seen. My face was all up in there for like an hour. I was so flap happy."

Duder 1: "You one sick mother, doggy."

by westfalia December 15, 2009