A vulgar individual who gets gratification from smelling body juices on used bath flannels.
Sally stood up in the bath and turbo flossed her under carriage sending suds into the air .She sat down to rinse off and placed the bath flannel on the side.Much to her shock her husband Pete ran off holding the garment close to his nostrils whilst loudly inhaling."Come back here you dirty old flannel-sniffer" screamed Sally.
An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.
Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.
When one has experienced an overwhelming. amount of flannel garb to the point of it becoming dull, mediocre, 'mid', unflattering, dreadful, etc.. to the human eye
Flannel + Jaden
Flannel - Twilled wool with a loose texture and a slight napped surface in a checkered pattern (usually in black + red)
Jaded - Lacking interest or desire due to having experienced too much of something.
Billie mocked Trevor, for Billie had become a Flannel Jaden, apathetic and hateful towards Trevor's constant flannel fits, begging him to just wear something else for once.