Flanken

A sphere that is not perfectly round, like the Earth, for example

"I hate to tell you, but that basketball is a flanken."

by KrackSeller February 11, 2010

Franked

The act of ripping someone off while being thier best friend, then turning around and being a complete jerk.

Alex bought a new car from David last month. David told him it had the best everything and came with a full warranty. Then the motor blew up and David told him he had no warranty and had to buy a new warranty. Alex got FRANKED.

by POOLMAN SLIM July 5, 2010

Flasked

When an individual imbibes a large quantity of alcohol and inhales cannabis smoke on a Friday night, releasing his or her inner party animal. See Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Friend 1: Dude did you see him the other night?
Friend 2: Yeah he was totally flasked

Friend 1: Guys I'm so hammered
Friend 2: Don't you mean flasked?

by Robertsledgeisarockgod October 8, 2012

franked out

Getting very smashed from a drink and/or drug.

Will:My Oath. Im Franked OUTT!
Logan: Will Mate. U had to much again. haha

by Hannah Cooper :) January 1, 2009

Ambulance Flankers

Cars or motorcycles that trail right behind an ambulance, taking advantage of it's right to pass by traffic anyway, anytime, anywhere.

Damn those ambulance flankers, they scratched my car when passing by!

by happinessisawarmgun999 December 16, 2009

flanker

1) While performing cunnalingus on a dead women, the act of having your friend or accomplice hit the stomach( prreferably via jumping) causing fermaldahyde to be sloshed on your face

Upon my completion of the flanker, I died as Sir Galahad died, knowing I would never be as pure as I was at that moment

by 411 j00r b453 r b310ng 2 m3 September 15, 2004

Fanked

The way a sober person acts when surrounded by several drunk people; Fake Tanked

"I am so fanked guys!"

by Christine and Kristen September 7, 2005