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Falcon Punch

The act of upper cutting the taint/guch area, and lifting the person 1-3 inches in the air causing a girlish scream. All while yelling, "falcon punch!!"
Justin took a brutal falcon punch while going up for a rebound, I think he about did a front flip.
by Brownsfan02 July 5, 2012
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Falcon Punch Abortion

basically you falcon punch a pregnant woman to cause immediate loss of foetus. This is how Captain Falcon avoids press attention from pregnancy scandals.
"Captain falcon had a rough night with some strippers but quickly solved the problem falcon punch abortion style"
by FishFarmer December 30, 2008
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flaccid windmill

The act of spinning the penis in a windmill fashion
He pulled a flaccid windmill for all the ladies to see.
by shaGGy- July 6, 2010
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Falcon Goggles

1. Similar to beer goggles, except only experienced by male cadets at United States Air Force Academy. Has the effect of improving the sexual appeal of any women to a greater extent than any alcohol could ever hope to achieve. Squids and Rats may also experience a similar effect.

2. Makes things look better then they actually are.
When the effects of the alcohol wore off, and all the girls at the bar still looked the same, Cadet X realized he might be wearing Falcon Goggles.
by Cadet IHTFP April 15, 2011
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facocta

I hate working with these facocta old slow computers...
by verklempt September 8, 2005
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Falcon Punch

An extremely animated and/or self-narrated punch that resembles that dealt by Captain Falcon (of SNES game F-Zero) in the Nintendo video game Super Smash Brothers. Usually accompanied by the screaming of the phrase "Falcon Punch!"
You: (In a streetfight setting) "Falcon Punch!"
Big burly mugger: "Dude, chill."
by Jim Fields September 12, 2005
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Atlanta Falcons

The Atlanta Falcons are a team that can never hold a lead in the 4th quarter of any football game. Usually Choking a 15+ point lead in less than 10 minutes.
Chad: Did you see the Atlanta Falcons Choke to the Bears the other day?
Brad: Yea Their such Dogshit.
by Papa.Pubes. September 29, 2020
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