Flab workout

An activity defined by the desire to exercise and build a rippling set of abdominal muscles that ends instead with the sedentary consumption of junk food.
"Hey man, weren't you suppose to workout today?"

"Well, I was, but I got lazy and opted for a flab workout instead."
by bloomintemp8 October 28, 2011
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Piece of Flab

Someone who is annoying and you can't get rid of them. They are also just there.
DAISY! STOP BEING A PIECE OF FLAB!
by flabbysurfer December 04, 2017
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flab waffle

A fat guy is used as a human shield to support an armed robbery.
WTF!?! Why must I be the flab waffle?
by UDawesome August 07, 2010
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Flabs of Steel

It's what someone has when they act as if they are muscular or skinny- but are- well- FAT (or just biiiggg losers). 97.2% of them are douchebags. The other 2.8% is big people with WAYYY too much self-esteem. Look out for these ones- they're usually nut jobs.
"Hey, you met Tyler Bennett?"

"Yeah, he's got Flabs of Steel like shit, man."

"That douchebag."
by The Original Ninja, Bitch :D October 05, 2009
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neutral flab

A group of people, who are always neutral, and hang out in the flab. THey are pranksters. They also love saying neutral flab.
dude, did you see neutral flab tepee that house last night?

man, i love neutral flab !
by Evan Broadbent March 25, 2009
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flab cock

when a male has to much sex.and his penis shrivels up like a hairy snake.
Josh sure has flab cock after all that sex with megan
by Brently October 31, 2006
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flab

A square-like flap around the crotchial area. Has ten holes going along the front edge of the flap. Able to have sex with both genders. Usually found on he-shes.
Hi i have a flab cause im cool like dat
by iamcool1234567890 March 01, 2010
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