McPenis Filet

An item not actually on the McDonald's restaurant's food menu. When one wishes to confuse, embarass, belittle, or otherwise make fun of a McDonald's employee, they are to order one large McPenis Filet. This item is normally ordered from the drive-thru menu, however, excessive confusion can be added by walking inside, gesturing up toward the menu above the employees as if the item is actually up on the menu, and then ordering the aforementioned McPenis Filet.

"Hello there, welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your order?"
"Yeah, give me a coke, small fry, and a McPenis Filet."
"Alright, that's a Coca-Cola, child's-size fry, and what was that last item?"
"A McPenis Filet...give me a big, juicy, McPenis Filet."
"I'm sorry, sir?"
Hilarity ensues.

by Double A Ron May 5, 2005

PDF file

PDF file is Internet slang for a paedophile. It relates to Adobe's Acrobat Reader software which saves documents as .pdf files

the word was originally used on the legendary Justus League Lawn forums

PDF file comment...

Kristina Fey - Holy Shit this is the hottest girl inthe world! I dont know about some of yall may be scared to speak up. If you dont think freakishly big asses are cute, just fat. Dont be afraid to stand up and say I like skinny chicks! Kristina Fey will not disappoint!
PS - Dont trip she is 18!!!

Response....

She don't have ''woman'' qualities physically. gotta agree with other folks that she does look young. Looks about 14 (not sayin' Doomsday252 is a PDF file or anythin')

aww, i'll just stop now.

by Adrian Glenn August 10, 2006

circular file

garbage can

Sure we love your magazine. We're going to put all those copies of the California Patriot in the circular file.

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

finless brown trout

fish that can be domesticated, but which is often flushed prematurely. Often dumped into toilets, and mistaken for dead as it has no eyes, fins, tail, and doesn't seem to swim.

Timmy didn't want to flush the toilet, but his daddy reassured him, telling him he would restock the waters within hours with fresh finless brown trout.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

penske file

Imaginary/nonexistent project, used as a cover for goofing off at work; derived from an episode of Seinfeld.

"Yeah, I'm really busy working on that Penske file."

by gregg schultz March 12, 2004

X-files

A show that used to be on t.v about a man named Fox Mulder who when he was 10 years old had his 8 year old sister abducted by aliens in his living room and since then he has always been trying to prove the existance of extraterrestrial life on earth and/or the universe. When the series began Agent Mulder was already in a position at the Federal Bureau of Investigation and was working in a section called the 'X-files' which investigated into the paranormal. An agent named Dana Scully was assigned to the 'X-files' along with agent Mulder to help him with his work, but at first it was thought by Agent Mulder that she was there to spy on and to debunk his work, but over time he began to trust her and they became close. The show ran for 9 seasons on t.v and was quite popular with cyberpunks and paranoid people.

"Dude, did you see the final of the X-files? I watched that show for 9 years just to find out that cigerte smoking man's name, and they didn't even tell say. What a rip-off!"

by Matt[O] September 24, 2005

The X-Files

not a show....the show...the x-files was awesome. It was the story of Agend Fox Mulder and agent Dana Scully. They investigated UFOs and such. Kicks the crap out of CSI any day...

**as frogs are falling from the sky**

Scully:Frogs are falling fromt the sky.

Mulder:Parachutes must not have opened.

by Sgt. Pepper May 30, 2005