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You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.
Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL
by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020
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Five Iron Frenzy

1. A recently broken up Christian Ska band.

2. When you use a five iron to inflict damage on people and/or personal property.
Me and Joel had a Five Iron Frenzy at the driving range the other day.
by Tim_Dayton November 16, 2004
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Five Hargreeves

Five is the best of course, he doesnt think hes better than number one, he knows he is. He is the best of all because he is good looking af.
I dont think im better than you number one, i KNOW i am. Delores please. Delores i missed you. The apocalypse is happening in 7 days and i have no idea how to stop it. -five hargreeves
by Your_Dictionary April 14, 2019
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five keeps the neighborhood alive

A phrase which reminds people that a feeling of encouragement (in this case, a high five) is what holds a community (neighborhood) together. Can be said right before giving a high five as an introduction.
Jesus: And remember - five keeps the neighborhood alive!
(high-fives Santos)
by Uncle Everybodydies February 17, 2010
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fives

A tool used among friends to retain possession of a certain seat. As the name suggest, fives only works for five minutes. After standing up from his chair, the person announces "fives", and then can freely do what he needed to, and when he returns no one is allowed to take his seat during his absence.

Powerful foe of, "you move your feet, you loose your seat."
Rudolf: I need to pee, fives.

==four minutes later==

Rudolf: Get your ass out of my seat.
Schwartz: No Way!
Rudolf: I called fives, schmuck.
Schwartz: ... arr, you got me this time.
by The Legendary Ironwood March 27, 2005
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Fox Force Five

"Fox as we're a bunch of foxy chicks. Force as we're a force to be reckoned with. Five as there's one ... two ... three ... four ... five of us." The Fox Force Five is a group of assassins, each with their own specialty. It first appeared in a dialogue in the movie Pulp Fiction. One can use this as a term of respect, irony or insult.
"You and your groupies are no Fox Force Five but the band and I will still party with you."
or
"We looked so fine that we were all Fox Force Five."
by Scarlett April 11, 2005
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Five N Unda

Five N Unda it’s like the dollar store but it’s not!
Old lady: I gotta tall you about this new store my grandson told me about! It’s called five n Unda it’s like the dollar store but it’s not! I’d kill for five n Unda I’d sell my soul for it!
Man: Ma’am this is a subway
by MichaelMellonaid September 16, 2019
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