fitzsimmons

The cutest ship (consisting of Agent Jemma Simmons and Agent Leo Fitz) on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. that broke everyone after Ward dumped them into the water.

Fitzsimmons is so adorable yet so painful.

by marvelled March 1, 2015

fizzygood

Alka-seltzer. Coined by one Bernard Black, this is the greatest hangover-easer known to man. Fully known as fizzygoodmakemefeelnice

I need fizzygood. Fizzygoodmakemefeelnice.

by hung-over June 24, 2006

Fitzsimmons

When a guy ignores a "group" of friends for several months on end. Typically, because he has fallen in love with a busted broad who the group rejects.

"Elliott you fucker, you've completely pulled a Fitzsimmons on us for that fat fuck..."

by Fallopian Overload October 8, 2006

Old Fitzgerald

When you give a girl a mouth full of bourbon in the back of a van, after she's sat in a barrel, while watching two donkeys have sex.

I gave Rita the "Old Fitzgerald" in the back of a van in Kentucky.

by Megopado April 12, 2010

Fizzy Gravy

A fast spattery shit that randomly coats the side of the bowl and ones buttocks

I sat down for a shit and it was like opening a can of fizzy gravy

by Skankare my arse March 18, 2003

FizzyShizzy

Infamous Truck Flipper. Fizzyshizzy's go by names such as Andrea and Emily. They can be drawn out of hiding by playing Rizzlekicks music and are known for being massic truck flipping sloots.

Emily is a fizzyshizzy because she goes around flipping trucks

by CautionSteve December 24, 2012

Fitzgerald

It’s when an upperclassman on the Northwestern University football team gets naked and puts on a mask and dry-humps an underclassmen who made a mistake during football practice.

Hey Grover, it’s your turn to Fitzgerald the freshman who dropped a pass during practice today.

by BeautifulLoser July 11, 2023