fiddle farting

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.

You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.

by Name 111 April 11, 2014

Twat Fiddler

Someone who is a lesbian

Stimulation of the clitoris with toungue or finger

She left me for that dyke down the road i knew she was twat fiddler all along

by Tom Lebowitz September 5, 2008

kiddie fiddler

one who fiddles with kiddies

you are such a kiddie fiddler

by Speedracer August 26, 2003

greazy fiddle

While showering, someone simultaneously strokes your cock while giving you a soapy reach around, not unlike the bowing of the bluegrass violin.

While taking a pre sex shower my lady friend gave me the greazy fiddle, ensuring the cleanliness of my wedding tackle.

by mogwi June 20, 2011

Kiddie Fiddler

One who enjoys the company of those under the age of 16. A bit too much.

I heard that guy Leorae is a kiddie fiddler. He's chatting up a 14 yr old boy!

by MrsGraham March 15, 2009

fiddlesticks

ah shit

by fatgirlsmith May 27, 2003

fiddlefart

To lollygag or drag one's feet; procrastination in decision making.

Leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between NASCAR on channel 106 or the MossyOak Infomercial on channel 329.

by harry flashman August 10, 2003