Fiddlers cream

When you and the bros tie your dicks into a pretzel and came at the same time.

“We gotta fiddlers cream tonight boys”

by Saulggoodman51 March 23, 2024

fiddlesnipper

Someone who cant cut well, making sharp edges or cutting into specified object

Derek is such a fiddlesnipper!

by gibber125 March 27, 2024

Fiddlestix

A tall, lanky, Scottish slenderman that grabs little kids and drags them in 322 so he can goonmax to them all day long while jelqing to the max.

'Hey guys did you see Fiddlestix's new goon bank compilation'

by Goonmaxxer November 22, 2024

fiddlist

A musician who plays the violin in many styles; classical or bluegrass, hillbilly, or rock. A hybrid musician of sorts, not a violinist or a fiddle player...that person is a fiddlist.

She is so great... she plays it all, a true fiddlist!

by ElCommissioner January 16, 2025

fiddleity

Or "fiddelity" --- please don't fuss me over exact spelling. Refers to how good a sound yer "cheap violin" instrument sounds when scraping out a lively tune on da back porch.

Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician who could produce quite good "fiddleity"; his awful-sounding musical renditions were so hilarious precisely because he could indeed play so well --- as they say, you have to actually be really good at playing in order to know how to "play poorly well" --- i.e., to sound awful in a funny way that makes the audience laugh.

by QuacksO August 3, 2025

Fiddledinks

Joe Bartolozzi’s angry twitch mod

Fiddledinks banned me

by deth2you August 24, 2025

Fiddlejakes

The fiddlejakes is a legend that you can swear on but you can never lie on

On fiddlejakes I didn’t do that

by Himothythelll November 6, 2025