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The kitten fic

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure

-using excrements for sexual pleasure

It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.
phan 1: what's The Kitten Fic?
phan 2: *gags*
by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019
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Fauji Industrial Complex (FIC)

The Fauji Industrial Complex (FIC) refers to the Pakistan military’s expansive and controversial business empire, encompassing industries such as real estate, manufacturing, and energy. Critics argue this vast commercial network blurs the line between military and civilian spheres, concentrating economic power within the military, reducing transparency, and undermining democratic governance by allowing the military to exert substantial influence over Pakistan’s economy and policies.
Many believe the Fauji Industrial Complex (FIC) distorts Pakistan’s economy by allowing the military to control major industries, limiting fair competition and civilian oversight.
by Viperfoeva December 13, 2024
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thread fic

"I read this really cool thread fic the other day"
"Oh neat"
"Yeah I just wish it wasn't on the elongated muskrat website"
by newwwwusername July 15, 2023
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Fan-fic green

His eyes were fan-fic green
by Lucifers_little_vessel December 3, 2022
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Fic

Since we’re going to the bars, we need a Fic, or a friend in charge to keep us all in check
by stellaabella345 April 3, 2022
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Fic

What hot women working in corporate call their "office"
1. "Where are you headed?"
2. "Im headed to the fic!"
by ratatwoeee January 9, 2024
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Fic

Fucking Illinois Cunt; a female driver with Illinois plates
Josh was driving south on Wisconsin highway 41, a female with an Illinois plates is passing him going 90 mph. He then catches up to her, after maintaining his own speed, as the same female Illinois driver is going 50 mph. He mutters under his breath, "fucking fic"
by mEcHaNiCaLpOuLtRy April 15, 2022
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