Non-Heterosexual Homophobe

someone who identifies as gay but also hates gay people

wow mikey is such a Non-Heterosexual homophobe

by SomethingRandom9 March 9, 2021

Femetrosexual

The female version of a metrosexual. Where a metrosexual is a predominately straight male who comes across more as a homosexual a femetrosexual is a mostly straight girl who presents like a lesbian.

Basically if -

metrosexual = faggy straight boy
then
femetrosexual = dykie straight girl

The term goes beyond tomboy which would be one type of femetrosexual.

The term could easily be used to describe a bi girl who comes across as a lesbian.

I thought she was gay?

Nah she's a femetrosexual

by stranger_girl February 13, 2010

Faterosexual

Faterosexual (fat·er·o·sex·u·al)
-adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or exhibiting faterosexuality (in an ethnocentric sense (that is, an "overweight" person who is sexually attracted to other "overweight" people; whose definition depends largely depends on whoever controls the discourse).

-noun
2. a fatersexual person.

(To a fat guy who happens to date only fat women) "Man, you are so faterosexual."

by sph0nz April 12, 2008

Meterosexual

Meterosexual (pronounced "Met-er-O sex-U-al") (short: Metero) is a colloquialism (popular modern slang) which means someone who dresses or is flamboyant in a manner that is stereotyped to homosexuals, but is in fact a heterosexual.
This may also be someone who is gay and flamboyant, but isn't open or doesn't consciously know. So when asked if they are gay they say "oh no, I'm Metero.", though, in reality, they are gay.

"I know he seems gay, but he's really a Meterosexual."
"He thought he was just a Meterosexual, until he met Hank and realized he was actually homosexual after all."

by RockstarRaccoon October 19, 2008

heterosexual i.d.

A theoretical form of identification issued to heterosexuals (mostly males) which can be revoked if the person acts sufficiently "gay". This doesnt really apply to people who know they're gay, because they wouldnt want the ID.

"Dude if you touch his balls one more time i'm gonna have to revoke your heterosexual i.d. card.

by Notorious R.E.D. February 7, 2007

I am a heterosexual

Something no heterosexual has ever said.

Bob: "I am a heterosexual."
Jim: "He's definitely gay."

by shapiro_slayer_69 October 7, 2019

Heterosexual

One who is sexually attracted to their opposite gender. Basically what God or Yahweh or Buddha or Brahman or Tom Cruise put us on the world to be.

"I am a heterosexual male and I like pussy!"

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018