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Trainable Fern

This act is when a man delicately puts some cocaine into the tip of his phallus, then proceeds to have anal sex with a man or woman. This is so when he ejaculates, it projects the cocaine so it goes straight into the recipients bloodstream.
I gave a Trainable Fern to my friend, he got so high!
by Wooooord Fiend April 13, 2011
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Cody fern

Cody fern is a sexy human
by Tik tok Leahfernn March 27, 2021
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National fern day

"Hey it's national fern day! Let's congratulate fernie!"
by Cocksucker 420 April 7, 2017
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brass and fern

A derogatory term for a sit-down chain restaurant in which all outlets have eerily similar interior design.
"While traveling, one of the great pleasures is to find a restaurant that isn't exactly like all the brass and fern restaurants that seem to be multiplying like a plague of locusts across the country."
by Aetrix9 October 1, 2007
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Love Fern

Literally a fern. A plant a couple can buy to prove they can work together and be responsible before having children. Essentially, a plant one uses as a practice-baby.
Woman: "You killed our love fern!"
Man: "I'm sleeping with your sister"
by tunamelt416 March 18, 2011
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cody fern

CODY FERN IS FUCKING HOT AND SEXY FROM AMERICAN HORROR STORY
another person: who is cody fern?

me: a fucking hot person 😍😩☝🏽
by smsikaz April 2, 2021
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friendship fern

FRIENDSHIP FERN.
a fern you give to a person you consider a friend.
if by chance they decide to...diss, punch, hit, kick, rape, harass, molest, fuck, drown, burn, cheat on, fall in love, ruin photos, become a slut, kill animals, KILL IT, or become sexually active...you have every right to TAKE BACK YOUR FERN.
Oh hey bob, were friends right?
No.
FRIENSHIP = OFF. i want my friendship fern back!
by FINEDONTBEYOURMOM January 14, 2011
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