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[emo]: masculine and feminine forms

emo;<i> masculine:</i> it is boys who wear womens jeans, sport a backward mullet (aka emo hair)dyed black and question their sexuality whilst litening to any form of emotional (deep or shallow, generally involving heartbreak), tear inducing, heroin shooting (or pretending/appearing to others to do hard drugs), thick glasses and saucony wearing to support the crazy midset of their narcissistic/self loathing (somehow?) selves in order, of course, to get laid by the opposite sex (whilst still questioning, usually outloud, their homosexuality)
emo: <i>feminine</i> girls who have decided that dressing in the female version of the emo boy style will get them some wang of the opposite sex. Female emo people generally have black bobs and short bangs, such as in the French indie film, Amelie and spend their time not crying over emo music, but the emo boy from which they are estranged due to a) drugs b) sexuality issues c) his band d) impotency due to serious depression due to emo music.
Example: Connor Oberst, whilsts still considered indie rock has become poster child for sad boys with the same haircut.
by lindseyinstereo April 30, 2006
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This theorem states that any woman in the age of 12-22 , that has a father figure absent shall be a discord whore / egirl who talks to a minimum of 7 guys and a maximum of 18.2 relationships annually to get there attention act like you are a father figure and you shall win that ass
The Fatherless Feminine Theorem (FFT) helped me pull a fatherless e girl!
by RaidenCell November 1, 2022
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Feminine chili

Another term for a woman's period.
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The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris

That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.

It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.

You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
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Feminin

Feminin is a person who reassembles womanly traits

or if you're a small gnome named Zacharias you are truly feminin, more than any woman ever
No one is more feminin than Zacharias,

Even females aren't as feminin as Zacharias
by Kongen af ord May 9, 2019
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Femininely awkward

1. A term meaning the person is unsure how to be feminine or doesn't know how to convey femininity.

Not to be confused with being shy or coy.

The term is for those whove never tried to, never been or just find it hard to be feminine.

For the person who believes themselves too masculine or acting in a way.
Poor joanna was in a fix. Being Feminine and doing it around men were two thing that did not compute. Years in gym may have given her muscle, a great figure and the ability to bench press a bus but not insight.
Guess she was a little Femininely awkward
by Theamazinggeek December 16, 2019
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Lingering femininity

When a transmasculine or FTNB person has that little dash of unwanted femininity from being raised as a female since birth.
Darn my lingering femininity, why do I still like this stuff?
by Jumbo Shrimp March 18, 2021
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