That dog we found by the dumpster just tore up all of our carpet and ate the hamster. Let's list it on craigslist and see if we can get a rehoming fee.
by mgg November 21, 2013
A tax imposed on the citizens to compensate the loss of revenue during lockdown given the pandemic coronavirus.
by birbaljha May 05, 2020
When someone passes the blunt (or joint) and has to pass it to someone else because they can't reach or someone else is in the way, and that person then takes the blunt, hits it once, and passes it to who its supposed to go, and if they cop an attitude just be like yo dude it's a taxi fee.
by Steve-Rob September 12, 2006
The exact amount by which a stoned person overtips their food delivery professional in the tacit hope that the professional will keep mum about said stonedness.
by Oilystool August 11, 2005
The amount of money you pay your dealer or friend, added to the price of your drugs/alcohol, in retribution for getting it to you.
by violaplayer994 August 16, 2010
CJ just handed his douche bag friend my number like an asshat, and the dude doesn't even have a car. Looks like I'm charging that queer a Delivery Fee. *pinch*
by king_bloint420 August 27, 2009
When an individual who didn’t contribute to purchasing a product takes a percentage of an item a friend bought.
Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4
Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4
Jorge purchased a rare whisky online but needed it delivered to Larry’s house because no one would be home to accept Jorge’s delivery.
Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.
Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.
by WhiskyDuo February 19, 2019