Feased

The scottish way of saying "tripping balls", often in combination with being drunk and carrying a switchblade.

-So Billay, yu goon oot the night ya scruffy cahnt?

-Aye Lad, ahm well feased, ya wee poofster!

by Lexo88 October 15, 2012

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Feaster

An individual associated with the chopper scene who parks his motorcycle in a high traffic area, then sits at a discreet distance to watch people gather around it.

"Hey bro's - it's time to blast down to the next bar! Hey, where's Travis?" "He's still sitting on the balcony watching everyone check out his sick bobber. Fuckin' feaster."

by Mr. Puke August 6, 2017

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Feast of Stephen

Shitting directly in a man's mouth from the reverse cowgirl position

Brian gave me quite the feast of Stephen last night. Help me brush me teeth.

by Doug Bonsall March 29, 2019

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Dog Feast

To dog feast (or dog feasting):

a) Taping some ass
b) Doing your shit with your bitch
c) Getting somewhere with a girl
d) Macking on a chick

Basically, getting some ass.

Guy: "Yo, can you reach Ahmed's at lunch?".
Guy 2: "Nah nigga, I'm dog feasting.".

*walk into room*
Guy: "I just had a massive dog feast."
Everyone else: "Nice!"

by atothert March 11, 2009

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noun. satiable meal followed by excessive drinking, usually occurs on a saturday night. this meal consists of hot pockets, cellophane wrapped cheeseburgers and burritos purchased from the coolers of a gas station, such as mobil. a bowel movement unlike any other is likely to happen the following morning.

"mmmm, this is a drunkenly delicious and satisfying microwavable feast. thumbs upskie!"

by Command post Captains November 7, 2009

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