I pity the fool

A phrase popularized by Mr. T meaning that he feels sorry for you because he is about to beat your ass...

I pity the fool who wants to challenege me to a fight!

by Kevin587 April 7, 2007

Fooliosis

“Fooliosis” or the medical term “Fooliosis of the skull”. A word that describes temporary paralysis of the brain and motor functions. This state is usually induced by alcohol or other substances. Symptoms are obnoxious laughing and hallucinations. Fooliosis can lead to erratic and otherwise embarrassing behavior. The first case of fooliosis was reported in Telluride, Colorado circa June 2005.

"Leigh is acting very weird, she must have fooliosis."

"Mom and dad, I have fooliosis of the skull. Ha, ha!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry Timmy, but a person with a severe case of fooliosis, such as youself, has a maximum of 1 week to live."

by nbolser July 3, 2005

fbool

fuck both of our lives

Gina: omg this guy wont stop chatting with me!
Chantel: dude i have the same problem, the guy from the bar has been texting me nonstop all day.
Gina: fbool

by awkwardturtle69 March 23, 2010

fool's paradise

1. To live in some imaginary world where everything is perfect when in reality everything is falling apart.
2. A promised way of life from a lover that they don't intend to come through on.

1. That man is living in fool's paradise, his life's a wreck.
2. She is totally leading him into a fool's paradise.

by Tyler Lake December 15, 2006

fool

Word for a friend. Interchangeable with homeboy or vato.

"Aw fool you know I tasted that honey dip last night."

"You can come to the picnick but you better bring some forties fool."

by Tribbett May 3, 2013

a fool for you

To be blindly in love or infatuated with them

I'm such a fool for you Daniel.

I'm a fool for your love.

by Brendapiggy June 17, 2014

dancin' fool

adj. To describe actions of a person or a group of people having fun in a disrespectful manner. Not necessarily pertaining to dancing. Including, but not limited to being loud, obnoxious, causing a scene, horse play.

"Y'all look like a bunch of dancin' fools!"

by Andrew Longman May 11, 2008