furious bat

1. The act of masturbation which involves a glass shower door and several litres of blood and semen (ratio of blood to semen differs from person to person and frequency of said act). Typically performed when regular meat beating just doesn't cut it.

See also furious masturbation.

2. An extremely angry nocturnal winged mammal.

Ex 1. "John? What are you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for over half an hour. You're not having a furious bat are you?"

Ex 2. "Dude, I went into the cave, didn't find any water, only furious bats."

by Snopek November 10, 2008

Spooning Furiously

1) The act of intense spooning, whether platonic or not, possibly leading up to sex. Often referred to in the context where sex does not eventuate, leading to disappointment for one or both parties.

Her: "I was spooning furiously with Tom last night and he never fucking made any moves on me. I know he wanted to because I could feel his raging spooner through his pants."

Her: "I can't believe we didn't have sex last night. I was spooning furiously with this guy for an hour before I got bored and fell asleep."

by samsayton April 10, 2011

2 Fast 2 Furious

The highly hyped-up sequel to Fast and Furious. Tyrese takes Vin Diesel's place as the star...the movie didn't suck as much as I thought it would, but you can tell that they definitely tried too hard to get everyone to like it.

Perhaps they should have done something about the dialogue in the movie...it was a bit on the trite, hackneyed side. But other than that,and a few other nagging flaws, 2 Fast 2 Furious was OK.

by RatchetBoo July 3, 2003

2 Fast 2 Furious

(N.) A race car movie that's the sequel to The Fast and the Furious. Said to be about a cop gone undercover to infiltrate Miami's street racing scene. Not that anyone really cares about the weak plot. It has fast cars, and fast car chases. That's all you really need to know.

Many people avoided 2 Fast 2 Furious just because that bald moron Vin Diesel refused to do the sequel. So What?! Who really cares? It's still an alright movie.

by G-Union July 30, 2003

furiousity

A mixture of anger and curiousity. Originally defined by Kyle Macdonald in his book when he traded down to a measly snowglobe in his "One Red Paperclip" campaign.

The ultimate aim was to trade up to a house. When Kyle traded from "one afternoon with Alice Cooper", (which was already a step down from "one year in Phoenix") to a stupid ass snowglobe, evidently, his fans were outraged. If they knew about his secret deal with Corbin Bernsen though, they wouldn't be so outraged at all.

Kyle observed a mixed range of emotions. The two key emotions that he observed were anger and curiousity.

Furiousity was born.

Holy shit dude! Did you hear? That stupid motherfucker Kyle Macdonald traded an afternoon with Alice Cooper to a fucking snowglobe! A SNOWGLOBE! What was he thinking? There is sure gonna be lot of furiousity!

by Mr. Noital March 23, 2009

FuriousMan

FuriousMan is an Urban Dictionary writer who criticizes people whom he disagrees with. Instead of maturely investigating points made by others, he refuses to acknowledge any opinions, but his own. FuriousMan has the brainpower of a 2 year old and appreciates going to a school with no teachers, no sports, no arts, and reputably horrible academic courses. He aspires to grow up to work at MacDonalds. He may sound like the average American, but no, he is even stupider. Maybe from now on he will keep his mouth shut about things he knows nothing about...Or maybe he will take notice to the failures of his joke of a school.

Did you see that Urban Dictionary written by FuriousMan? - Yeah it was the most retarded thing ever because he actually likes ASD! - I know! What a retard.

by FuriousManHater April 19, 2011

falrious

Fucking + hilarious = falrious

Guy 1 - Last night I met a chick who had a mustache

Girl 1 - Oh my God that's Falrious!!

by Floppy12 November 11, 2011