Farting In Real Smell

When a fart emitted by a person smells like the food they have recently eaten.

Dude, that fart smelled like a burger! I'm farting in real smell again...

by maw999 May 3, 2009

diddly-farting

the act of doing nothing in a weird fashion

Noah, Brent, Amanda, Christa, and Josh were diddly-farting around today in the food court.

by acds April 10, 2012

Myspace Fasting

(verb) Abstaining from checking one's Myspace; much like religious fasting from meals. Can last anywhere from a few hours to a few months, depending upon the strength of the one fasting. It is a technique / method used to recover after certain events including:
1) Strong addiction to myspace, networking, and an unusual obsession with browsing through friends' profiles, pictures, comments, bulletins etc.
2) MyspaceSTDS from constant w4w (whore-for-whore), pc4pc (picture-comment-for-picture-comment), c4c (comment-for-comment), and other access to private territory i.e. private profile.
3) Avoiding contact with/seeing someone that you no longer want any affiliation with. Especially seen after breakups; the victim no longer wishes to read the bulletins and comments between the ex & the new girl/guy.
4) Poor/deteriorating performance within school or the workplace.

Example 1: "My grades are starting to go down and I can't focus at work because I'm always on Myspace! I think I'm going to go Myspace fasting for awhile, at least until I can straighten my life out."

Example 2: Tina: "Hey, your last login on Myspace was 2 weeks ago! Why haven't you been on?"
Allie: "Yea, I'm Myspace Fasting for awhile. I'm sick of seeing all the annoying, lovey comments between Noah and his new girl. And he moved me down on his top friends!"

by lyssaloo May 12, 2009

target farting

when you purposely aim your fart at another individual

im going to be target farting Dylan right in his face once he falls asleep

by martang mang December 19, 2006

Dakota Fanning Syndrome

The bodily ailment that causes a person to reflect a much younger age than their actual numbers of years shows.

Examples of DFS, "Michael Cera has got the worst case of Dakota Fanning Syndrome that I've ever seen.", "Hasn't Dakota Fanning been six for like, 10 years?"

by DGAFalot June 25, 2010

Fasting

Restraining from food or beverages for an extended period of time, often associated with religion

"I have been fasting so I need to have 3 egg rolls"

by Official real definitions May 1, 2019

fanlings

A fan or group of fans dwelling in the deepest, darkest corners of the internet, coming out only to fixate over a particular person or thing in forums or comments, often times being obsessive and whiny; usually never older than 14, unless medication or a lack there-of for psychosis is involved.

Don't comment on any of the Kingdom Hearts videos to dis a character because you WILL get into a flame war with one of that character's fanlings.

by Axel_Obcessed July 2, 2009