the observation of things that are sarcasticly funny, the failure to understand the humor, and the ensuing anger from this misunderstanding.
by ladywit August 3, 2011
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Soulshined: "Man, what a failport. How can one 60 year old lady delay so many flights for an entire three hours?"
Soulshined: "Man, what a failport. How can one 60 year old lady delay so many flights for an entire three hours?"
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When you do something the admins do not like, they cant object any other way and call this Fail RP. The admin says this wouldnt happen in real life which is an opinion. They then proclaim it as fact.
Fail RP is commonly used to stop the player from straying from the same mundane RP scenarios.
Fail RP is commonly used to stop the player from straying from the same mundane RP scenarios.
Admins insist you are committing Fail RP if: Trying to assassinate Hitler (Nazi RP)
Trying to sneak into the Grave Yard (Hogwarts RP)
Trying to join the dark forces (Hogwarts RP)
Trying to commit war-crimes (military RP)
Trying to sneak into the Grave Yard (Hogwarts RP)
Trying to join the dark forces (Hogwarts RP)
Trying to commit war-crimes (military RP)
by Sean4bc February 11, 2022
Get the Fail RP mug.the most underrated and absoloute best phone on the market. has a nice design can take a beating and looks really nice.
samsung user: man my phone barely works anymore. im gonna upgrade.
chad: dont do it! buy a fairphone! it will be the best decision you’ll ever make!
(5 months later)
yo thanks buying a fairphone was the best decision ever
chad: dont do it! buy a fairphone! it will be the best decision you’ll ever make!
(5 months later)
yo thanks buying a fairphone was the best decision ever
by Thanks for the Backshots August 14, 2024
Get the FairPhone mug.Every Singaporeans' favourite place to shop is at NTUC: The widely-acclaimed National Toilet Urination Center, otherwise known as your local supermarket, defended by the militia of Karens, prepared to coup the store in the event that the prices of Hanoi cabbages be jacked up to $2.99 again, from the current $2.37. (The prices went down after the Treaty of Counter Two, which was the resulting compromise to put a ceasefire to the 53421st NTUC-Karen battle, fought from the eve of Chinese New Year to just after midnight the day after.)
As you attempt to navigate the assimilated colony of the NTUC supermarket, get ready to hold up your palm, rejecting the advances of the aunty who attempts to approach you with samples of new flavours for some Swiss milk no one has heard of. Remember throughout your journey, that for every $30 spent, you get one coupon. Accumulating enough coupons allow you to redeem a fake, knockoff, low-quality frying pan, which can efficiently fry your financial savings.
At the end of your shopping nightmare, get ready to overcome the God-forsaken dilemma of choosing between the self-checkout counter-where you are more than likely to have your counter shut down in the middle of packaging your items, only to be saved by the almighty card in the hands of an NTUC staff-or the cashier counter, where you will be asked if you have a Senior Citizens card (for the elderly, 65 years of age and above) even if you are obviously a teenager (Insult much?)
It is not all fun and games yet, as you will have to treacherously navigate yourself around the old uncle standing in front of the supermarket with the latest issue of Lianhe Zaobao (a local Chinese newspaper).
As you find yourself relieved at the end of such a frightful day, you find yourself having instinctively, yet very precariously tip-toed to avoid all the dirt on the floor. Thank God it is over. You look back at the sign that says, 'NTUC Fairprice,' and you hear yourself muttering, 'Well played. Well played.'
At the end of your shopping nightmare, get ready to overcome the God-forsaken dilemma of choosing between the self-checkout counter-where you are more than likely to have your counter shut down in the middle of packaging your items, only to be saved by the almighty card in the hands of an NTUC staff-or the cashier counter, where you will be asked if you have a Senior Citizens card (for the elderly, 65 years of age and above) even if you are obviously a teenager (Insult much?)
It is not all fun and games yet, as you will have to treacherously navigate yourself around the old uncle standing in front of the supermarket with the latest issue of Lianhe Zaobao (a local Chinese newspaper).
As you find yourself relieved at the end of such a frightful day, you find yourself having instinctively, yet very precariously tip-toed to avoid all the dirt on the floor. Thank God it is over. You look back at the sign that says, 'NTUC Fairprice,' and you hear yourself muttering, 'Well played. Well played.'
by ACTethx December 15, 2020
Get the NTUC Fairprice mug.when a stupid whore gets railed by her ex at FairPlay parking lot during her exs lunch break. Bringing her friends along.
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