Facefit4radio

A facefit4radio is someone who, as you might guess, has a face that is better left unseen, and should pursue careers that are not based on appearance, such as a radio host.

Me: Mom I want to be a television Star

Mom: Oh honey, that's not a good idea. You have a facefit4radio

by Facefit4radio March 13, 2013

Facestool

I man that loves women to sit there pussy and butthole directly onto his face.

Jim has been the facestool of the office since now the women know about his skills

by Admiral radman February 8, 2019

facebitch

Someone who's a bitch to you on facebook but then licks your arse in real life.

facebook- ''omg you totally copyied my hair you bitch''

real life- ''omg your hairs amazing where did you get it?''

(facebitch)

by RaazTaaz January 29, 2009

Facebitching

When someone posts something that reads as if it should go to someone specific, but in fact is posted as someone's status

"Lauren God he is such an asshole"

Lauren's friends "God Lauren is facebitching again, wonder who she's talking about."

or

Rod-"Rod Bighorn says forget you"

Rod's GF "OMG did I do something wrong??"
Rod's BFF "OMG is he mad at me??? I can't tell since he's facebitching"

by CHF924 April 29, 2009

Facebitch

Being a bitch to someone over facebook statuses (also can be mybitch, which is a bitch over myspace)

"Dude, Ruth was being a total Facebitch today"

by Jables21 March 8, 2010

Facesitting

When a someone sits on another someone's face.

Preferably naked but clothes works just as well.

That bitch was into some kinky shit nigga, like she was into bondage and facesitting n' shit cuz.

by WRYYYYYYYYYY March 7, 2019

Faceditch

When one comments on another's facebook status and suddenly leaves the conversation like they weren't even there.

Dude! Did you just see that? Shannon just faceditched Jennifer's status!

by marcum February 28, 2011