facehole

What is left after you have been punched in the face.
The hole in your face once you've been smashed.

"Jaime punched me in the face, now all that I have left is a facehole."

by DGZDomino November 8, 2008

facehorn

most people know of the term 'facepalm' (if not, see facepalm pre-reading this)

facehorn is a derivative of this action whereby the horn of a car is activated by the slamming of face on steering wheel. This is generally in reaction to someone doing something fucking stupid (earning a facepalm) which results in them being a cunt on the road (earning a horn blast).

the facehorn allows the road user to encapsulate two reactive emotions in one fell swoop saving both time and energy.

quite simply something such as a person turning the wrong way down a one way street resulting in a traffic jam. - you facehorn

another example is when someone goes straight when the green turning light comes on. - you facehorn

by BA27GT March 8, 2011

Facehole

A segment of time accidentally, and typically unproductively, spent on social media.

Oh no, I've fallen into a Facehole, I must escape its powerful gravity OOOH UNLIKELY ANIMAL FRIENDSHIPS *click click*

by 3chordme March 18, 2015

Facehole

-path of endless links to random topics you would never usually even care enough about to look at but you do anyway, then from that link you go to another and so on until you have spent far too much time looking at ridiculous useless sites . Links almost always start on Facebook hince Facehole.

"Dude I clicked on this link to lasagna off of Facebook and two hours later was reading an article on donkey toe jam foot rot. That's the worst facehole I've ever fallen into."

by Silvery199 July 26, 2016

faceshoes

The “other end” asshat

Mikey: Jimmy’s acting like so much of an asshat I do not know what to call him
Dante: Why not call him a faceshoes?

by ☆★Marigold★☆ March 7, 2022

Facehead

A person who hogs the camera and contorts themselves into all kinds of positions just to be the center of the camera's attention through an entire video shooting, even at the expense of others in the film by the facehead trying to shut them out and take all of the attention on himself. A facehead can also be any celebrity that feels the need to express their unsolicited opinion on every matter under the sun without anybody ever asking for it. A facehead just feels the need to weigh in their opinion on every matter because they think that their celebrity status actually makes their opinions important when nobody really gives a damn. A facehead can also be synonymous with an attention whore.

"Have you ever seen the music video for the song 'I Alone' by the band called Live? That lead singer dude is a flaming royal facehead! He doesn't want the camera to focus anywhere off of his melon for a split second. He's got the other band members fighting his gourd for any attention at all! Yeah. I alone have that hairdo anyway."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023

Slut Face Hoe Bag

Kelly.

Look at that Slut Face Hoe Bag. Must be Kelly.

by GOTCHA22 May 28, 2014