Facefucked

To get screwed over by something posted on Face book. This could be something you or someone else posted that caused you drama or worse......

My girl saw a picture of me last night out with that pig. Scottie posted a picture it on his face book. My girl left me. I got Facefucked.

by Nutsax April 14, 2009

facefucking

Flirting with some one over facebook chat. Like sexting only a far less personal version where knowing the person isn't even necessary. Could be done frequently with one or multiple partners. Very common among males who met the girl the night before and didn't pull a number and instead resort to this virtual form of "spitting game."

"I've been facefucking this girl for like two weeks, we're finally going to the same party tonight hopefully I'll get lucky"

"Amber has been facefucking me all semester and still has no idea I'm not down.

by Moe Fizz October 19, 2010

facedicking

Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.

"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "

"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.

by facedicker December 9, 2008

Faceblocked

When trying to carry on a conversation with someone, or to get a response to a question only to find that they have completely ignored you in favor of a form of social media such as Facebook or Twitter.

I tried asking my wife about dinner four times she totally faceblocked me."

by Forstue Berek Ondwith November 26, 2010

Faceblackout

When one goes into a subconscious state while browsing facebook profiles. Subject usually snaps back into conscious while browsing pictures of some completely random person, and is often followed by feelings of guilt, embarassment, and creepiness.

Faceblackout:
Dude yesterday I was looking at Tim's facebook profile, and the next thing I knew I was on picture 65/200 of this fat Korean kid's profile. I faceblacked the f out.

by rieyin July 8, 2011

facebickery

Arguing (bickering) back and forth on Facebook. This is especially annoying when two Facebickerers hijack someone else's thread and air their dirty laundry to everyone who is out there and no one who cares.

Fucking Todd and Lisa had to jump on my thread about Jim's party and launch into some Facebickery about their failed relationship! Assholes.

by tuftskinstoo October 22, 2011

Faceblocked

When your work blocks social media sites on the corporate firewall and you cannot log into your facebook account

Dude, I can't browse facebook at work, I was faceblocked!

by Glock Blocked February 24, 2017