Skip to main content

Facebooking from Egypt

A universal term to sarcastically poke fun at your friends on Facebook who seem to - without fail - always have something exotic going on in their lives.
Mike said he can't make it to my going away party...guess he's Facebooking from Egypt.
by BehindtheHype June 18, 2010
mugGet the Facebooking from Egypt mug.

Facebookemon

Someone you don't really know , but would like people to think you do.
"Look, Man, I will not be your 'Facebookemon'". (In reply to an unwanted friend request.)
by Beatrice Kiddo March 23, 2009
mugGet the Facebookemon mug.

Facebooked

When a person gets entered from behind by a dick so massive that it exits their face. Often times leaving the person open wide like the guest book at a wedding.
Tragedy struck our small town when the prom queen was facebooked at a party last night. Authorities have placed viagra in the local water supply and are confident the hardened criminal will soon be apprehended.
by Fun Uncle Captain Ken May 21, 2016
mugGet the Facebooked mug.

facebookerosis

Addcition to Facebook
James: Dude, what are you doing?
Adam: I'm on facebook.
James: You're always on that thing.
Adam: No i ain't!
James: Yes you are, you've got Facebookerosis
by Xxhackreeem_razorxX December 8, 2009
mugGet the facebookerosis mug.

Facebookgenic

When one appears immensely more attractive in their facebook pictures in respect to how they actually look in real life.
G "Alicia is really facebookgenic man"

M "Yeah I know she looks so good on the book, yet like such a slum dog in person"
by FOW April 1, 2010
mugGet the Facebookgenic mug.

Facebooker

1. Person or entity that is not necessarily a facebook stalker but absolutely a constant facebook user.

2. Person or entity that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.
Due to his constant use of facebook, we would definitely refer to him as a facebooker.
by staggy11 November 18, 2011
mugGet the Facebooker mug.

Shit-Facebooking

The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.
"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."

or

"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."

or

Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.
by dailywordnerd May 5, 2010
mugGet the Shit-Facebooking mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email