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eyeball wandering

a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.
man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.
by Luke=lucas May 8, 2008
mugGet the eyeball wanderingmug.

juju eyeballs

A word to use when referring to someone or yourself being high/intoxicated; Particularly with bloodshot glassy eyes.
"Bro, did you see Josh? He Had that juju eyeball look this morning coming into work."

"Can't talk, i'm on that juju eyeball vibe right now"

"Juju eyeballs: when you see that glassy bloodshot look in someone's eyes."
by Yamate Kun February 29, 2020
mugGet the juju eyeballsmug.

The Skull with Eyeballs

Shit man, Putin is The Skull with Eyeballs... A straight deadite.
by king1dominate March 30, 2017
mugGet the The Skull with Eyeballsmug.

hairy eyeball

When you teabag someone but your testes aren't shaved.
"Hey man, why did you stop talking to Mark?"

"He tried to give me a hairy eyeball."
by v. summer February 7, 2023
mugGet the hairy eyeballmug.

eyeball twerk

To measure an object (including a liquid or drugs) by using your eyes.
I don’t have a scale for this gram, I’ll just have to eyeball twerk it.
by Doctor Miller May 15, 2018
mugGet the eyeball twerkmug.

Eyeball golf

When one tries to shoot cum into another’s eye. If accomplished, they get a hole in one.
I played eyeball golf with her and got a hole in one.
by Metzgie June 29, 2019
mugGet the Eyeball golfmug.

African Eyeballs

When one man places his ball sack over another man's eyes
Yeah my mate and I did African Eyeballs last night, it was amazing
by shadowhat June 16, 2018
mugGet the African Eyeballsmug.

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