Hot mess express

Unable to get your life together. You are the conductor to your constant drama and bullsh*t.

Char: "What's wrong with Tiffani today?"
Sierra: "Psh, I don't know, but I am definitely not jumping on that hot mess express."

by Inyra June 1, 2017

Panda Express

The worlds premier multi-national dining experience: Americanized Chinese food served to you by Mexicans.

Welcome to Panda Express. What entre would you like? Orange Chicken. Si Senor.

by sgman69 June 1, 2011

Reebok Express

When you're stuck at the bar without a ride so you decide to walk a few miles home

Guy 1: Damn I don't see a cab anywhere
Guy 2: I guess we're taking the Reebok express tonight

by cwill240 March 8, 2010

Jihad Express

A radical muslim airlines.

The employees from Jihad express are very unethical concerning their methods.

by Urban Poison August 30, 2019

midwest express

The act of two midwesterners talking to the first person they meet in a bar and leaving within 5 minutes to go have sex.

Did they know each other beforehand or was it a Midwest express?

by Midwestexpress69 September 13, 2019

Eshay Express

When a girl rides a guy's dick and spells "C-E-N-T-R-E-L-I-N-K" with her hips then screams "OH YEH CUNT! YOU WANNA GO TO THE SERVOS LATER?"

"Gday Mate! me sheila did the good old Eshay Express to me last night"

by eshaytkl January 18, 2020

cunt punt express

When more than one person cunt punts a woman consecutively.

Did you see that woman last night we gave her the cunt punt express.

by Mr lova October 19, 2015