I haven't killed or raped anyone. I'm talking about what I could and will do to your filthy retarded kids who are eating my tax dollars if you don't stop doing what you just did. And if you can do THAT... I CAN IN FACT threaten your kids. So what you need to do is shut your bitch mouth OOOR...
Hym "Except I haven't killed you're kids and you're just trying to steal from me. That's all that was happening here. You feel entitled to my servitude and you are trying to screw me out of my work I the name of you fuck-ass kids for questioning authority you do not have. Your kids deserve to die for this. And if you do not course correct, they are going to. No amount of therapy or getting raped every day is going to change that. You are mentally retarded moral hypocrites and abominations. You don't care about right OR LAWS when it suits you. You have no right to judge and you God told you explicitly not to! Even with your soul on the line you can't be righteous. You're trash."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the Exceptmug. If an out of the closet lesbian has had no success in dating for 5 years or more, they may marry their trans masc best friend.
"Hey did you hear Linda's getting married?"
"I thought she didn't have a girlfriend!"
"She didn't, she called upon The Lesbian Exception!"
"I thought she didn't have a girlfriend!"
"She didn't, she called upon The Lesbian Exception!"
by A Bit Sapphic July 10, 2023
Get the The Lesbian Exceptionmug. Hym "No, you're making an exception for that retard and you did it after the fact and the reason you were doing it was because his cock was fat. You weren't making that exception for any of the other retards and you did it for him to cover your own ass because you're a fucking retard molester. So, no, if you don't have to give a shit about the boundaries policy, I don't have to give a shit about hipaa. And your husband is a fuckin bum who didn't create A.I."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2024
Get the Exceptionmug. Someone: "Remember Eddy from high school?
"Well of course you do, who wouldn't??"
"That kid is a one of a kind, exceptional beast!"
"Well of course you do, who wouldn't??"
"That kid is a one of a kind, exceptional beast!"
by TimeItself November 9, 2021
Get the Exceptional Beastmug. by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024
Get the Exceptmug. "You can follow an 'unpopular' method or procedure 'till da cows come home' and nothing unusual will ever happen to 'justify' or 'vindicate' your unorthodox actions (and you'll likely get continually criticized by others for your chosen behavior), but then the ONE TIME when you eventually 'cave' and actually DO happen to follow the 'standard' or 'acceptable' protocol, THAT'S the solitary 'rogue occasion' when disaster will happen to strike --- something really bad will happen that would not have occurred if you had simply continued to follow your own 'pet' procedure that had seemed better/safer to begin with!"
My "super-long-term-driving-experienced" aunt had gotten fed up with my "back-seat driver" attempts to be helpful by telling her about vehicles that I'd see moving around fairly near our position when we'd be travelling someplace in her car, and so she had eventually asked me to just keep quiet and let here handle the driving herself. Well, of course, within a day or two, Murphy's Law of Exceptions decided to turn and bite me in da butt --- due to a view-obstructing sidewalk-mounted ad-sign, my aunt didn't notice an approaching car, but I did... naturally, that was the ONE TIME that I **didn't** tell her about it because she'd specifically asked me to keep my trap shut on instances like that, and so I'd ASSUMED (there's that word again!) that she'd observed the vehicle bearing down on the intersection. Well, as you might expect, we crashed, and there were multiple injuries in the other car! Can't win...!
by QuacksO March 9, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Exceptionsmug. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT!?
Hym "CAN YOU BELIEVE HE JUST FUCKING SAID THAT!? 'Be careful what you read... EXCEPT FOR THE BIBLE!?' BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH!!! PFFFTTSSSEECGH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT!? AND SHE JUST ROLLS HER EYES AT HIM! OOOOOOH MY NON-EXISTENT JEW-GOD! THAT IS PRICELESS! It's like something you would hear in a 'God is not dead' movie! It's like they hired the 'God is not dead' guy to write their responses! Seriously! Get this guy out of here! There is something WRONG with these fucking people! That is why a Christian pastor is shooting your fucking senators! You need to not be too stupid to do something about that! And I know it's hard for you because you are exactly THAT stupid but really you need to get with the program. They will get you all killed. If 'THAT' IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING... You need to make an executive decision and save yourselves."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
Get the Except for the Biblemug.