ejaculate

A gigantic douchebag that has gone above and beyond the call of duty to make himself synonymous with baby batter. See Kenny G

Pete: "Jesus, did you hear about John Tesh putting out another album?"

Wendy: "Yeah, that prick is nothing but society's ejaculate."

by Leroy Tabbins February 16, 2009

Ejactulate and Evacuate

To have sexual intercourse with a woman, ejactulate, and then run away soon after and forget about it in fear of becoming a father.

Bruh you hit it raw!?! Don’t worry, I just Ejactulate and Evacuate

by Kiadii February 12, 2018

Emaskulate

The act of removing a mask from someone's face.

I was at Costco and Rick Schroeder came out of nowhere and emaskulated me.

by Truth u can Handle May 22, 2021

Neuro-ejaculate

When your brain penis impregnates all cognitively demanding situations/ideas/thoughts in your environment; also, including the impregnation of wisdom to all present organisms in said environment.

The level of wisdom you are ejaculating from your brain penis must be impregnating the wisdom of those around you. Your neuro-ejaculate is allowing you to be very level headed tonight, Kyle.

by KW117 June 19, 2011

wacinduced ejackulation

when giving sperm sample if can not ejackulate nurse shoves finger in your ass to expidite results

miss i just can't cum , its ok i'll just perform wacinduced ejackulation {IN} you hehe!

by stuart ivey February 27, 2008

Ejaculate and Evacuate

rape

OMG!!! i just watched someone get ejaculate and evacuate

by yeet me November 12, 2018

Pre-new year ejaculate

When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.

On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"

by Filamena C January 7, 2010