Evan Moment

When the Cringe is at maximum... the most cringe that could ever be in one place is present in the current situation, the anomaly known as the "Evan Moment" occurs.

Evan: "Says something cringe"

The Rest of the Friend Group: "Evan Moment. CRINGE!"

by GhostBoyDTX November 30, 2020

Evan Sousa

The certified non simp, little SUS but gets the puss, and telling the young kids to chase dreams not girls

Don’t be a simp be Evan Sousa

by Smallppalex March 18, 2021

Emran

A sexy ass guy that could possibly have a dick larger than the time dimensional universe.

- Holy shit you are a Emran

- Oh bro don’t even try to compare me to a legend.

by LegendObliver December 9, 2020

Evan VanKlei

A 1970's gay-pornstar whose most remarkable performances were in the feature films One Night in Batista, Deep Throat and Naughty Plumbers' Apprentices VII.

In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.

Annoyed School Patron 1:"Dude, get a load of Evan VanKlei, does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."

by Joey Orgler 4 February 5, 2008

Eran

A person who owns a third leg, shlong, or dork. Also loves the vagina. Milfs are considered to be his prey. Hes pretty much fucked your mom so accept it.. Hes the best looking, smartest and most athlectic guy to ever walk the earth. Also preforms intercourse extremely well. His dick is considered to be holy. The envy and role model of everyman.

Dude seriously, Eran needs to knock it off or there will be no more vaginas left for us.

by cwmars April 13, 2010

Evan

Smart guy with beautiful hair. Extremely caring towards others, but never has anyone care for him. Evan is often lonely and and sad, and has trouble finding a girlfriend or significant other. He is an incredibly good friend and wingman. He is often left out when it comes to happiness or love, but enjoys spending his time making others happy.

Look its my friend evan!

by Mathewjordan152 August 19, 2021

evan bickford

The most homosexual teenager on the face of the planet, who enjoys raping little children and furry animals.

Your name is Evan Bickford!

by der meister March 7, 2003