Terrible Towel

1: Disgusting rag waved by Steelers fans at football games, tailgates, and business meetings. Generally left unwashed for "good luck."

2: A synonym for something that is utterly repulsive, idiotic, or represents a lower stratum in human evolution.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl is a major slew, I can't believe you hooked up with her.

Guy 2: I know, terrible towel of a decision. I better get tested asap.

by hampsterdam November 24, 2009

el terrible

Pronounced el-ter-ee-blay. Something that is terrible, without being seriously harmful to anyone.

CORRECT USAGE:
Guy #1: Dude! I just got clamidia from some chick!
Guy #2: That's el terrible! At least you can cure it!

INCORRECT USAGE:
Girl #1: Dude! I just got clamidia from some guy!
Girl #2: That's el terrible! You can't have babies now!

by J Bodanac May 14, 2006

Terrible Towel

The act of shitting on a yellow towel and then slapping an unsuspecting person with it.

My hoe didn't pay me so she got the terrible towel

by TheNastyOne82 June 2, 2011

The Terrible Secret Of Space

The "terrible secret of space" is that it is infinite, as hard a concept as that is for some people to wrap their heads around.

The pusher robot pushed grandma out into space, and she never came back from the opposite direction. Guess space is infinite after all.

by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004

terrible grindage

a phrase used in California and used too much on the nickelodeon show Rocket Power which means "bad food."

Twister: Ugh, i got some terrible grindage down at the Shore Shack

Otto: Yeah i know. When my dad comes to cooking, he's a Lame-O.

by nygiants10 July 23, 2008

Terrible Triangle

Dance postition where 3 guys come together making a triangle. Inside consists of 3 or more girls simultaneously grinding and dancing on each other. Once the "Terrible Triangle" is executed the girls usually become helpless to the charm and pursuits of the 3 men, almost guaranteeing a successful night.

Once we got into the terrible triangle those girls were in trouble.

by nwuwolves January 27, 2011

Terrible Two’s

The terrible two’s definition should be changed from being “the age of two” to being the age starting from a year and a half to the age of three” because the terrible two’s always last for two complete years not just one complete year.

Oh my, I can see the terrible two’s are beginning for little Sarah. She’s barely one and a half. It’s going to be a long two years.

by mymartin1970 December 30, 2021