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Esbreon vs. Sylbreon

A ship about Espeon x Umbreon and Sylveon x Umbreon consisting of a bunch of angry 10 year old sluts who don't give a single fuck about opinions arguing over it to the point where they have created a HUGE fucking warzone and have gone sexually over the edge, like showing a picture of an Umbreon having sex with Espeon to people who say that they like Sylbreon as an opinion, toxic Sylbreon fans saying that they support Nazism and call Esbreon fans "Jews", showing edgy pictures of a certain Eeveelution being killed, etc.
*angry 10 year old kids arguing over which ship is the best: Sylbreon or Esbreon*

Me: YOU'RE MAKING AN ESBREON VS. SYLBREON WAR! STOP ARGUING OR I'LL FUCKING FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN!
by crazysubaruL3GACYej20 June 7, 2022
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Esbroso

Brothers whose relationship seem more than that of siblings while not overtly sexual either.

Combination of the spanish word ‘esposo’ meaning husband and English slang word ‘Bro’ used commonly for ‘brother’
“Jared and Josh seem uncomfortably close for being brothers.”
“Oh yeah, sleep in the same bed at their parents’ place.”
“That’s giving me very ‘Esbroso’ Vibes!”
by Pierce Paulson July 25, 2022
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Esby

The Single-Binary equivalent of "Enby". While it makes the most sense for it to be used for multigender people who do not like "boy" or "girl", it can be used for binary people too. Also called "Emby".

Origin: From SB (short for Single-Binary).
I am a female esby.
by Shugunou August 12, 2022
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Esban

The equivalent of "enban" for people who identify as either male or female. Also called "Emban". Derived from "Esby" and "SB" ("Single-Binary").
by Shugunou August 12, 2022
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esbp

An abbreviation for “Emotional Support Black Person”

A BLACK person that is an emotional support person and personal “butt of the jokes” for a POC.
esbp: *takes the last slice of pizza*
Poc: is it because I’m Asian???
esbp: *sobs while trying to explain self*

(This works for any poc)
by tiburon de piscina May 11, 2023
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esbas

how a non-english speaking/english not first language/AAVE person would pronounce “Xbox”
dude 1: hey man you got playstation or xbox?
dude 2: i got a an esbas one foo.
by nimrodtwentyfour October 17, 2023
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Esbasana

Utopical land located in a yet unexplored planet very far away from the Milky Way.
Did you see Esbasana just entered the Galactic Union?
by John Chillinger December 25, 2023
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