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erectile distraction

When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:

- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys

.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?

Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.

Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018
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Erectile Disfunction

A condition many lesser males suffer from. It causes an inability to get it up. Makes the pineal area flaccid.
Bro. Is your dick small.

No. I just have erectile disfunction

Cool. It must be flaccid
by Homeslicelover33 October 7, 2022
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Erectile Missile

When you suck milk up through a straw and then squirt it at people, usually across a table or lunchroom. Normally for middle school brats.
Oh baby, you totally got erectile missile'd! You're completely covered in milk.
by School Marm December 2, 2009
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Erectile Dysfunction

When ur peepee cant get hard cuz u watch 2 much porn. Ur dad likely has E.D. cuz hes an old fag and wants to phuck ur mommy but he has to take this little over priced pill called viagra so his dick can throb and he can bone ur mom.
Dad: Why my peepee not hard?
Mom: Cuz you watch 2 much pornhub and have Erectile Dysfunction.
by Masonw070204 October 8, 2018
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Erectile dysfunction

Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional and immature, no wonder he had so many insecurities to pick at, rather than weapons. His erectile dysfunction was a sign of his impotence, not only around the opposite sex, but as a human.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021
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Erectile

Daymn, whats up with that erectile?

Dude, thats one fine Erectile.
by dontforgetthewordsdouche April 19, 2011
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I have erectile dysfunction

nnniiigggggaaaaa caattttttt
by ADaddylicious October 23, 2019
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