Agent Elrond

A long-running internet joke stemming from the fact that Hugo Weaving played both Agent Smith in The Matrix and Elrond in The Lord of the Rings.

"Dude, it's like... Agent Smith and Elrond combined... AGENT ELROND!"

by Loser Jen July 20, 2008

Elbonics

The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

Elbonics should be considered when building new movie theatres.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

elon time

When Elon Musk says his projects will be complete + 3 to 6 years.

Sarah - " john have you finished the group project for tomorrow."
John - "Ha ha, no i live on elon time."
Sarah - "This is why everyone hates you."

by Jarvis hutchinson October 4, 2019

Elon musk

A stupid a**hole dumbass person who wanted to take over Twitter and fires all of the innocent employees who worked for Twitter. He’s very greedy with money.

Tom: Have you heard of Elon Musk?
Me: Yeah, fuck that. I don’t care

by Jiahdlshdgiaxjzjf November 1, 2022

Elon's Musk

The manly stench of a man named Elon Musk after he had worked 100 hours during the week and slept on the floor at Tesla.

As Elon Musk slept his usual two hours a week, a collection of Tesla engineers proceeded to sniff him, gaining knowledge of the universe through Elon's Musk.

by Pinhole Pornhole September 12, 2018

ElDonko

It is a very large oversized donkey with extremely short legs usually within the range of 6-8 inches with no knee bones (directly from sholder to hoof straight leg)

A mythical beast that sometimes comes in a variant form of flaming fast sometimes running faster than the speed of light. This would be the flaming fast ElDonko.

Unicorns are so out...I want an ElDonko.

by Rolando X January 18, 2009

Elongated Giraffe

When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)

Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!

Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!

by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010