engot

filipino slang for stupid

Ang engot engot mo talaga...

(You're so stupid)

by terabry February 5, 2007

Egotestical

Adjective: A man who believes he is God's gift to women.

Jack Harkness from Torchwood is really egotestical
Nah, he actually is God's gift to women

by Galadriel1010 April 17, 2009

eggetarian

A person who follows a near vegan diet but consumes eggs.

No, I'm an eggetarian.

by Isupportbothmeatandveg August 5, 2010

leggo my eggo

An ancient war cry from Egyptian crusaders in the Holy Land in 1996. When translated, the phrase actually means, "I will amputate every one of your limbs, harvest your bones, sharpen them, and repeatedly stab your left eye and then pull your right eye out of its socket". This threat proved to work well in battle.

Americans: "To battle!"
Koreans: "전투!"
Russians: "Сражаться!"
Canadians: "To ba- oh, sorry."
Germans: "Bekämpfen!"
Egyptian Crusaders: "Leggo my Eggo!"

by PartOnion May 19, 2019

Eggatron

When a guy puts an egg on a girls area and tries to smash it with his dick during sex

Girl 1: Man, isn't Jake dreamy?
Girl 2: No he gives a terrible Eggatron the shell got everwhere

by The Eggmast3r November 20, 2010

EGOT

A verb or motivational saying in which shows you will earn all performance awards in which you get an emmy, grammy, oscar and a tony, popularized by the T.V. show, 30 Rock.

"What's your goal in life?"

"I'm going to EGOT"

by FACPACK December 5, 2009

egotwit

To egotrip on Twitter, to post self-important status.

Robert: "The Twitter team stopped listening to me years ago, if they ever did. Now you understand why I spend so much time elsewhere."

Bill: "You just penned the perfect egotwit."

by Tigreat April 27, 2009