eggplant

A creepy ass person with huge cheeks on the bottom and a pin head on top. The disperportionateness of their face makes them appear creepishly like an eggplant.

He's such an eggplant, I hope he goes on a cheek fat loss diet and stops stalking me.

by boogyman1234321 October 24, 2011

eggulate

(v.)to eggulate - When one cooks eggs, the eggs begin to "eggulate", meaning they begin to sizzle and crackle.

When I was cooking my breakfast, it took about 20 mins for the eggs to eggulate because the fire was not strong.

by Yinky February 4, 2008

Eggplantish

Something that will bring you joy, but at the same time pain.

Your t-shirt is totally eggplantish......
You know what is eggplantish? YOUR FACE!

by cheezy wonton August 10, 2010

Eggplantress

A black mistress

Gonna hook up tonight with my eggplantress, hope my wife doesn;t come looking for me!

by PierGuy March 2, 2011

Eggaleg

(noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, adj.)Also known as eggalass. Every single insult, cuss word,profound word in existence all put into one word. EGGALEG!!!!!

god that bitch is such a stupid little EGGALEG!!!!
that fucking cop gave me a ticket. wat an EGGALASS!!!!

by d bat wing March 29, 2015

Eggplant Cake

Something girls ask guys for when they wanna suck his dick.

"Lemme eat that dick" "You could just say gimme that eggplant cake

by lit boy 1234 October 22, 2018

Eggplant squirter

The act of ejaculating forcefully

Kyle: Did you hear that Rick got some chick pregnant.
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi

by Donald Trumps cunt December 12, 2018