A guy with bad facial hair and a really bad sense of style. His shlong is usually small and petite. He likes using words like "shlatt" and "dick", probably because of his deep fascination with them.
by bigbackflippingpanda January 4, 2025
Get the Edismug. Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022
Get the Edie baboonmug. by edie monster April 19, 2021
Get the Ediesmug. Someone, probably lgbtq+, who is energetic, and has a small friend group who she loves with her heart.
Random mom: “my kid is soo cool”
Edie’s mom: “my kid is way better”
Random mom “how is she?”
Edie’s mom: *proceeds to explain every good trait a human can have*
Edie’s mom: “my kid is way better”
Random mom “how is she?”
Edie’s mom: *proceeds to explain every good trait a human can have*
by Big big chungus big chungus May 28, 2022
Get the Ediemug. Divines cognitively challenged grandmother in the movie Pink flamingos played by the late edith Massey
by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021
Get the Edie the egg ladymug. Romanian celebrity born in Constanța.
Well known for his beauty.
A very talkative person who likes to feel your real emotion and energy.
Very talented at combinat
Well known for his beauty.
A very talkative person who likes to feel your real emotion and energy.
Very talented at combinat
by Curtinovort December 20, 2019
Get the Hagi-Islai Edymug. 