Epoch Fail

Like epic fail, but specifically referring to computers being to stupid to figure out the date after a certain point. A more generic term for y2k.

Weird - my code's crashing when given pre-1970 dates.

Epoch Fail!

by epoch fail October 7, 2008

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A large black male, usually towering over 7 feet tall. Can be found in the suburbs of northern California (otherwise known as the bay area "BAY AREAAAAAAA yeeeeeee") 9 out of 10 chances are his accomplice, Mr. Pig (been in rehab more times than Britney, Paris, and Lindsay, also a recent meth addict) can be found doing numerous activities. Usually the head of the relationship, Mr. Pig acts according to plan. I.e. planning bombings, news casts, and adding a comical wit to everything. Enoch just tags along and is the muscle of the relationship. He is occasionally dumb, has 7 pairs of the same type of overalls(Levis). Also refferred to as EQUINOX.

One walks into the cafeteria where a large screen (at least 60 by 90) is set up. Immediatley, Equinox(Enoch) questions the screen and why it is there. Mr. Pig, miraculously appears on the screen wearing not his usual attire, but a tailored suit, crack pipe in left pocket, and at least a 60 page ittinerary. He cannot help but fidget and rearange, probably his temporary tourrettes kicking in. Equinox proves his worth after ten minutes after staring at the screen a lake of drool drowns and kills three freshman.

by Austin Krunkmeyer January 14, 2008

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Epoch

A furry cute creature mostly known to magical people.

Aww.. Look at the cute Epoch!

It's so cute and fluffy!
I WANT ONE!

by The creaters of Epoch! July 12, 2009

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A man who thinks that he is cool popular and more important than others around him, but in reality he is the least signifcant, and he is a loser, he acts like he has his game down with the ladies but in reality it's bad. He is a fake a poser and trys to act tougher than what he is. Most characters with this name are arrogant and they often will interrupt other males trying to lay their game down.

"Enoch is so fake" antiono

by jamesjackson3 March 22, 2008

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Enoch

A large Asian man who is perpetually bored which is apparent due to his constant reiteration of "I'm bored". Unfortunately for those around him, this essentially means that someone is not going to get pussy tonight considering that he is a cock block beyond a galaxial scale. If Enoch is around you and he's bored, you are not getting laid tonight. Do not pass go, do not collect $200 or pussy. He also has an obsession with a store he proudly dubs "Cit Co". If you actually understand what is coming out of his mouth, you have more patience than Jesus. Then again, Jesus makes miracles and two of which would be to stop Enoch from cock blocking and make him speak proper English.

Chase: Dood brahh, so I was making out with Collen the other day and then I heard 'I'm Bored' outside my room. Fucking A man, what a cock block. He then asked me if I wanted to go to Cit Co" and for some reason, I agreed to go.
Enoch: I'm bored.
Chase: Doood, you just said that.
Enoch: No!

by Enoch Zhuu November 25, 2009

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