Daire

Daire is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is do thoughtful and caring. He is hilarious and has the dad jokes down to a T, you try not to but you cant help but laugh at them! He is sexy as hell and is the best sex you'll ever have. He is the FULL package. He is THE one.

Girl: Hows your boyfriend?
Girl 2: He is amazing. He's The One for sure, he's such a Daire!

Boy 1: I need help moving house
Boy 2: I'll help you man, no problem

Boy 1: Thanks Lad, you're such a Dáire!

by BabycakesPookie July 29, 2018

Dire Straits

The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.

Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.

Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.

Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?

"Dire Straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole" -- Bob Dylan.

by Chris from Vancouver July 7, 2005

Direct Deposit

Right before ejaculation, shoving ones penis down the throat of the recipiant thus directly depositing the goods into the stomach.

She said that she didn't like the taste so I gave her a direct deposit.

by JJB1600 January 5, 2009

to catch a predator driving directions

web series where the guys caught on the show to catch a predator are explaining the route to the bate house in their own words

anthony palumbo: did u see me on to catch a predator
dustin: ya saw you on to catch a predator driving directions too

by stoned phillips October 18, 2017

Directional

Used to describe silly-looking styles worn by ultra-fashionable people when you're not confident enough to come right out and say they look silly. You're worried this is a new fashion you don't know about yet, so you say the tweed shirt with a gold tie or whatever is 'directional'.

Look at all these posers with their directional haircuts. I wish I was in Wigan.

by Bobby Tables July 8, 2009

dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as*

fart

Person 1: "dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as*"
Person 2: "fart"

by ditooooooooooooos April 4, 2022

Direct Weather

A misinformation specialist on YouTube who claims he is good at forecasting weather when in reality he has little deep understanding of the science of Meteorology and just provides bugs-bunny graphics and inaccurate forecasts to people who know even less than he does

That direct weather guy called for a historically severe weather season and it was one of the least active on record. What a bunch of BS. Plus wasn’t he also forecasting a historically cold winter and it was one of the warmest ever?

by Illmathematical September 25, 2020