dwarfrents

when your parents wear tight, old fashion jeans (classic boot leg cut) that make them look like dwarfs..

sara "whoa moms pants are kinda tight..."
ashley "yeah they kinda make her look like a dwarf.... oh man we have dwarfrents...."

by sevenspring's bodacious boobie October 13, 2010

dwarf squirt

dwarf squirt may sound like a tasty snacky treat but its only used for the fakest enorts. fenorts MUST be squirted immediatly as we all know and what better way to do so with dwarf juice. however dwarf pubes work just as gud.

"ya know poltry im such an enort. Like father enort who??? im gonna make everyone an enort."
"actually factually zendudi you are infact nOt and enort and will always and forever be a fenort you ugly ass shit head with a splash of diarrhea. you pussy ass hoe . fake bitch go back to your hole. ENORTS UNITE... GET THE DWARF SQUIRT."

by Careble rowehoe June 25, 2018

dwarflordfiv

awesome paladin that rules. yes

did you see that paladin he was so dwarflordfiv.

by baby suicide March 4, 2009

Dwarf Tent

A tent effect created by an erected penis pushing the duvet upwards at one point.

The Dwarf Tent is created when someone lies down on their back under a duvet and their erected penis lifts the duvet creating a tent like effect.

by DrLemonVimto January 4, 2010

Gassy Dwarf

A term you say to your young nephew, in order to avoid offending him for not wanting to look after him and his friend in your own household, because you don't want kids running around in your house, prompting him to question your statement, so you make him feel more important than he actually is, which is really a kid.

Alan : "How about you have your friends come over here?"

Charlie : "Woah, woah, woah. No kids in my house."

Jake : "Im a kid..."

Charlie : "Well I don't think of you as a kid, I think of you as more of a..... "Gassy Dwarf"

by WaifuMatoto August 13, 2018

sex dwarf

a vertically challenged person (usually female) used for sex purposes. often used to lure attractive females into compromising situations.

My sex dwarf is making it with my dumb chauffeur

by Syn Tower March 2, 2005

DWARF

(crude/insulting; used by misogynistic lotharios) acronym for "Divorced Woman Alone and Ready to Fuck"; implies desperation and lack of discrimination

You won't believe how many DWARFs I've bagged at PTA meetings!

by zarathustra53 September 25, 2014