Comfy Dumpty

The act of completely disrobing prior to defecating. Layman’s terms: getting naked to take a shit.

Dude #1: “Did you make it to the toilet in time?“
Dude #2: “Yeah, even had enough time to get naked. Took a real Comfy Dumpty.”

by thesundancekidx October 10, 2020

Prompty Dumpty

A term describing the frustrating experience when a carefully crafted AI prompt produces unexpected or nonsensical results. Often used in the context of AI language models or chatbots.
Example of use: "I spent an hour perfecting my prompt, but the AI's response was complete Prompty Dumpty - it totally missed the point and gave me useless information.

I spent an hour crafting the perfect prompt, but it was just another case of Prompty Dumpty - the AI's response fell far short of what I wanted.

by restiguay October 4, 2024

cumpty dumpty

Masturbating whilst going for a shit.

'Went for a shit whilst horny and ended up having a cumpty dumpty'

by Cumpty Dumpty May 14, 2023

Rumpty dumpty

When you fuck a girl on the top of a wall and shove a firecrackers up her ass and your fist up her pussy.

I had such a good rumpty dumpty with my cousin last night.

by John dahl88 April 29, 2024

HUMPTY DUMPTY

When you hump a girl presumably your date, then proceed to shit all over the bed, and make her clean it up.

Jack "Bro Natalie is a freak bro she wanted me to humpty dumpy her"
Steve"So did you??"
Jack "Hell yea bro"

A humpty dumpty is when you have sex with a girl then proceed to shit all over the bed.

by Reese98 May 3, 2021

Reverse Humpty Dumpty

A Reverse Humpty Dumpty is a man whose head is shaped like that of an egg and who also has very little or no hair on their head BUT they are rocking a rather thick beard.

Have you seen how he looks? He's totally a Reverse Humpty Dumpty!

by XxOwOxX July 25, 2022

Humpty dumpty

Spittin image of Shea kearns

Person:have you seen Shea kearns

Person 2: Aye head on him like Humpty Dumpty

by Crt November 26, 2022