Skip to main content

Drunkvesting

Making investment decisions while under the influence of alcohol.
Dan was surprised to learn that, while he was out drinking late the previous night, he had purchased several shares of DNKN and SBUX during an apparent drunkvesting spree.
by FuLoRi June 24, 2016
mugGet the Drunkvesting mug.

drunkerosity

The quality of being kind and generous induced by the consumption of alcohol.
In a show of drunkerosity, Joe bought a round of shots for the group.
by @sps March 17, 2017
mugGet the drunkerosity mug.

Drangover

Drangover is to dreams what hangover is to drunkenness. It’s when you wake up after a dream and still think you are in it.
I woke up after the dream of being chased, thinking I should call someone; looking at it now I was having a drangover.
by CallumFoster March 7, 2020
mugGet the Drangover mug.

Drunkolepsy

Drunkolepsy is a chronic drinking disorder in which a person falls asleep at inappropriate times while drunk, such as face first on a bar, on the dance floor or in the back of your car. Drunkoleptics usually exhibit severe bouts of rage when disturbed during their slumber. Caution should be used when approaching a drunkoleptic while asleep. However, staying out of arms reach is generally sufficient to avoid any harm as they are incapable of more than general grunts and spastic movements while attempting to ward off the concerned onlooker.

When a drunkoleptic falls asleep they generally experience drooling, snoring and other obnoxious stages of sleep.

Awakening a drunkoleptic usually results in a person with slurred speech, impaired vision, (double vision, inability to focus), impaired hearing and confusion of person, place and time and anger issues.

Drunkolepsy is an excessive drinking disorder. While the condition itself is not caused by mental illness or psychological problems, the underlying need to drink so much that one passes out in public on a normal basis, is most likely a sure sign of a psychological problem.

The term drunkolepsy derives from the combination of the English "drunk" meaning, "being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; and the Greek (lepsis), "attack" or "seizure".
Man, we were out last night and Chantel completely passed out on the bar, face first, drool puddle, the works. I think she is suffering from drunkolepsy!
by TJJC March 15, 2011
mugGet the Drunkolepsy mug.

drunkorexic

A term to describe most attractive females who enjoy inexpensive nights out and looking good.
They do this by replacing food with alcoholic drinks not only to avoid putting on weight but to get drunk quicker.
Duff's have been successful in avoiding this label for many years now.
Hot Chick: Are you going to eat that before we go out?

Duff: Of course, I love food.

Hot Chick: So do I but I like getting all the attention even more!

Duff: Omg, you are so drunkorexic! Could you pass the salt?
by RusselT March 19, 2008
mugGet the drunkorexic mug.

Drunk over

The condition when a person is hung over from a night drinking and STILL a little drunk.
I woke up this morning drunk over from last night's party.
by cenoz June 10, 2009
mugGet the Drunk over mug.

drunkorexic

Following a cocktail diet through out the day
Whats wrong with being drunkorexic, at least you fill your body with liquid not greasy mcdonalds and taco bells
by Nihan February 19, 2009
mugGet the drunkorexic mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email