El Douchebago

A complete and utter douchebag called jac. Always plays on WoW and never plays on call of duty. Sporting Ginger hair and vampire/buck teeth and also lacks a penis.Doesn't like going outside amd prefers to stay in his cave/room. He is a mexican/welsh pirate who steals everyones Nachos with the help of Rhodri( THE MEXICAN)

OMG There is El Douchebago, stealing our Nachos.

by nibby216 April 22, 2009

douchealoop

-noun

the act of douching with friends at a social gathering; can also be used as a derogatory term

1) Hey Jill, this douchealoop has been great! Now, can you pass the douche?

2) Zach, quit being a douchealoop!

by Micah Perry August 7, 2007

douchecanoe

Vagina, because the inner lips of a spread vulva form a shape resembling a canoe, and... the rest is obvious. Also used as a generic, fun-sounding term of insult in any context where one might use the word "cunt", "pussy", "twat", etc.

John said he was going to come out last night and help us TP the neighbor's yard, but he chickened out and didn't show. He's such a douchecanoe.

by Wango Zango July 3, 2011

Douchecanoe

A lineman who works for a utility company and cant keep "his" pole under control. Willing to risk life and limb, even his marriage just to make sure all his "equipment" gets serviced by anyone willing, no experience or morals necessary!

The douchecanoe lineman had to work late to "install" a "pole" for a customer.

by Human resources January 11, 2020

douchecanon

One who systematically gives birth to those regarded by most of society as "douches." See also: abstinence only education

Barbara Bush gave birth to George W. Bush, Jr. and Jeb Bush, making her a douchecanon.

by SkyeBear August 23, 2011

Douchecanoe

a slightly classier (but only slightly) version of a douchebag

That dude is a real douchecanoe, how can he say that?

by xxMaybexx June 6, 2013

douchebad

Someone who ignores you on aim.

That Adam won't respond to my IMs. What a douchebad!

by Gee Minor April 16, 2007