douchebanker

Species indigenous to New York City nightlife. Usually, he is (always a he) unmarried with oodles of disposable income, which he spends on expensive bottles in order to attract golddiggers.

Patrick Bateman is a douchebanker.

by Andy565 July 1, 2007

Douchebanger

Some one who is a fuck up, slow, retarded, or screws others over. All derogatory words fit this word.

That guy is such a Douchebanger!

by MisterTim December 10, 2009

Douchebog

A congregation of douchebags in a concentrated area.

Youʻre a one-man douchebog, Eric.

by Powergoat May 13, 2011

douchebox

if the word douchebag or toolbox is not strong enough to descripe the doucheness

man, ur such a douchebox... or like, dude u see that douchebox over there...

by theInventor82 September 26, 2011

douchecano

n. An erupting volcano of douchiness.

We left the frat party because it was about to turn into a douchecano.

by DeSlice January 4, 2012

douchebandage

one who is disgusting like a douche, and annoying like taking off a bandage.

Halley: dawn your a whore
Dawn: slut
Halley: douche
Dawn: DOUCHEBANDAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Halley: UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGH GROSS DAMN YOU GOT ME!

by halley/dawn April 10, 2007

Douchebowl

douchebowl /duʃ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciationdoosh-bohl–noun
1. To describe someone that is such a douche, a bag simply could not contain them.
–verb (used with object)
2. To act like a douchebowl.

Origin: 1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ducti&#333;n- (s. of ducti&#333;) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of d&#363;cere (see ductile) + -i&#333;n- -ion

"If you're from New Mexico, you must be a DOUCHEBOWL." or;
"Only a DOUCHEBOWL would buy a porsche and chase after dozens of women with multiple children."

by K. Scott January 22, 2008