the dose

A sexually transmitted disease (STD) specifically Gonorrhea or Chlamydia, and one that is cleared up with one dose of antibiotics

I think I got the dose from that chick last night.
She gave me the dose, I should know better.
My dick is dripping, I've got the dose coming.

by D.A.R.Y.L. October 13, 2017

by dose

1. substitute for "my nose" when in allergy season to emphasize distress.

2. demand by a toddler on his mother upon seeing his favorite dessert in a grocery store.

1. "By dose itches!"

2. "OOOOHHH MOMMY POSSICLES by dose!!!"

by JennMartin June 10, 2005

Lethal Dose Juicer

Lethal Dose Juicer (LDJ). Reffered to anabolic steroid users that inject insane dose of steroids, which is even too crazy for veteran steroid users.

dareal: hey guys i am going to start with 2000 mg's of Tren E each week.
Benn: dude you are insane!
Flex: serious overkill!
Lewis: you are going to die
Eric: you are a dumbf**k really.

Mike: LOL Lethal Dose Juicer

by EricR DBB December 13, 2009

Daily dose

1. Singular consumption on a daily basis, such as a morning coffee or a newspaper
2. Shocking internet culture injected into your monitor by strangers

Example 1
Jack: Sounds like stoner doom metal.
John: Yeah, my daily dose of.

Example 2
Jack: I was browsing some shit and had my daily dose of Piccolo!
John: Lay off the internet, it's fucking with your head

by Deusnut December 10, 2014

HOVA-dose

When you take so many psychedelics that you think you are Jay-Z

"Last night I HOVA-dosed on shrooms, I thought I was Jay-Z"

by Pill Poppin God May 18, 2010

daily dose of autism

The one thing you crave before you can start your day. That being a moment of pure stupidity usually coming from a friend.

Friend: dude are you okay
Me: no i haven't had my daily dose of autism

by karentookthevegetables June 28, 2019

Disco Dose

or "micro-dosing" LSD

I don't want to take a lot, bruh. Imma disco dose it tonight

by red222 August 22, 2015