pussy doofus

A guy who chases after women but when he actually gets a woman he doesn't know what to do

"Hey, are you going to hang out with Jared?"
"No way, that guy's a pussy doofus, he couldn't please a woman if he tried."

by Dharach March 2, 2021

stoopu doopu

a man of colour

look at that dirty stoopu doopu

by alex montgomery west July 31, 2023

My baby doofus

A dumb dog who hose doof and is my baby doofus but a dumb girl stole her

The dumb Samantha stole my baby doofus

by Pato_duck July 17, 2021

doofus

A term of endearment, with an equivalent translation of "silly butt".

Me: Doofus! *hugs*
Talya: :P

by Angleus January 7, 2007

Oopsie doopsie

When you were going for her pussy, but accidentally put your meat in her ass.

Josh: Umm... Why did Lucy break up with you?

Rick: Ah man, it was all my mistake. I did the Oopsie doopsie.

by aint_david May 10, 2021

doofus

Someone who's too dumb to know the difference between the word "doofus" and "dufass," then attempts to backpedal by lying about "dufass" being an actual word.

Honestone insists that "dufass" is a word, which is exactly why he's a doofus.

by Honestone August 9, 2015

Doofus

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is such a doofus that if he somehow wins the primary he'll screw up the general election.

by robinep April 28, 2019