Call of DooDoo

a New game that just came with a new advance PooPoo in it

yoooooooo bro want to play some call of doodoo

by your in school right now October 5, 2021

doodoo powder

The powder that a homeless person wipes their ass with.

The officer thought the white powder was cocaine. He smelled the large white rock of white substance and asked the man what it was. The man responded, "That is my doodoo powder! I wipe my ass with it."

by David1302 June 18, 2007

doodoo finger

When wiping your ass you accidentally touch some shit that was still hanging on with your finger.

Bob came out of the bathroom with a doodoo finger.

Bob smells his finger, then realized he had doodoo finger.

by Ron Y. August 10, 2010

doodoo

Alternate word for poop

"Hey Steve, come over here, look what I bought. It's a Baby Ruth bar! You can have some!"

"Shit man, what you tryin' to pull. That ain't no Baby Ruth bar, that's doo doo."

by Melissa Mouse May 18, 2005

doodoocrack

noun.
a person who intakes a large significant amount of drugs on a daily basis

I saw a doodoocrack taking a shit in the metro today.

My parents are doodoocracks

by an actual doodoocrack August 28, 2018

doodoo butter

The mix of butt sweat and/or poo left over from wiping, anal seepage, after a hard days work.

Man, I had the runs at work today and it was so hot that now I have doodoo butter.

by Mr40oz October 24, 2008

dookfonker

A dookfonder is something that lays eggs inside ones anus. It feeds off the fluids in the inner rectum and nurtures the eggs until they hatch and proceed to completely take over the host. The host then becomes becomes deranged and has a sole intent of murdering pastries and eating the creamy carcass left behind. The host also becomes susceptable to menstrastion of the anus into which he/she injects massive amounts of maple syrup. It should also be noted that the behavior of the now dookfondered host can be likened to that of a douchy Ernest Borgnine lookalike.

noun: Dude while you were passed out Mike totally shoved a dookfonder up your ass. Sha.

adverb: You just got dookfondered bitch.

by Vinny April 27, 2004